We're Real Unicorn Apparel, not Real Stoner Apparel or Real Weed Apparel, but we can still show you a thing or two about how to dress like a stoner. Our Geometric Cannabis Unisex Sweatshirt is a must-have item for anyone who likes unicorns, geometry, and sparking one up from time to time. The Geometric Cannabis Unisex Sweatshirt is only $34.99 (although maybe we should raise the price to $420, right?) so it's affordable on any budget. And with up to 5% recycled polyester in components, you'll be taking a little step closer to a more earth-friendly way of life.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester (up to 5% recycled polyester, made from plastic bottles)
• Fabric weight: 7.8 oz/y² (264.5 g/m²)
• Patented low-pill, high-stitch density PrintPro® XP fleece
• Double-needle stitched neckline and armholes
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
• You'll never need to wonder again about how to dress like a stoner and fashionista at the same time!
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Length (inches) | 26 ½ | 27 ½ | 28 ½ | 29 ½ | 30 | 30 ½ |
| Sleeve Length (inches) | 34 | 35 ¼ | 35 ⅞ | 36 ⅝ | 37 ⅜ | 38 ⅛ |