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Geometric Cannabis Unisex Sweatshirt | How To Dress Like A Stoner

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We're Real Unicorn Apparel, not Real Stoner Apparel or Real Weed Apparel, but we can still show you a thing or two about how to dress like a stoner. Our Geometric Cannabis Unisex Sweatshirt is a must-have item for anyone who likes unicorns, geometry, and sparking one up from time to time. The Geometric Cannabis Unisex Sweatshirt is only $34.99 (although maybe we should raise the price to $420, right?) so it's affordable on any budget. And with up to 5% recycled polyester in components, you'll be taking a little step closer to a more earth-friendly way of life.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester (up to 5% recycled polyester, made from plastic bottles)
• Fabric weight: 7.8 oz/y² (264.5 g/m²)
• Patented low-pill, high-stitch density PrintPro® XP fleece
• Double-needle stitched neckline and armholes
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
• You'll never need to wonder again about how to dress like a stoner and fashionista at the same time! 

 

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30
Length (inches) 26 ½ 27 ½ 28 ½ 29 ½ 30 30 ½
Sleeve Length (inches) 34 35 ¼ 35 ⅞ 36 ⅝ 37 ⅜ 38 ⅛